Beware of short people (especially with furry feet)!
Submitted by Lady Elwing
When in doubt blow a mighty blast upon your horn.
Submitted by Lady Elwing
If you don't know what to say, talk about Gondor!
Submitted by Lady Elwing
Be wary of gold rings.
Submitted by Jackie
No one needs a king.
Submitted by Jackie
If someone is shooting arrows at you, it's usually a good idea to step out of the way.
Submitted by Jackie
If there's a blizzard, the only respectable thing to do is to clear a path using your arms and then to carry the smaller people through the snow.
Submitted by Jackie
When wiser heads fail, bodies my serve!
Submitted by Lady Elwing
Never forget your shield when going into battle
Submitted by Lady Elwing
If you don't like something, throw rocks at it!
Submitted by Lady Elwing
If u want to save your country do not go the easy way!
Submitted by Baloo
Friendship is worth more than material things.
Submitted by Baloo
Always ask before ranting about Gondor
"First allow me to speak more of Gondor..."
Submitted by Lady Elwing
Beware of scruffy men with broken swords -
they may try to take over your country
Submitted by Lady Elwing
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